Minions
Comedy Chaos
You're not the hero. You're a minion — one of a great villain's loyal, chaotic helpers embarking on missions of dubious morality and even more dubious execution. Prepare for glory. Prepare for disaster. Prepare to somehow stumble into both at the same time.
Serve Your Glorious Master
Your Evil Master has a plan. It is, objectively, a terrible plan. But it is YOUR master's terrible plan, and you will execute it with all the enthusiasm and competence that can be expected from a team of loyal-but-chaotic underlings.
Whether you're robbing the wrong bank, accidentally releasing the MacGuffin, or somehow foiling the heroes through sheer comedic incompetence, every session is a masterpiece of creative failure.
Key Features
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Glorious Failure
Plans go wrong in the most spectacular ways possible
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Teamwork Chaos
Everyone has a role; nobody does it right
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Accidental Success
Sometimes the mission succeeds despite everything
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Dubious Missions
Objectives that range from absurd to morally questionable
Comedic Tone
Minions is built for laughs. Failure is funny, success is funnier, and a plan that somehow works despite everything is the funniest of all.
Villain Archetypes
Who is your master? A world-dominating sorcerer? A corporate overlord? A dramatic vampire with a flair for monologues?
Minion Specialties
Every minion has their role: brute, sneaky one, explosives expert who's exploded too many times, and the one who asks too many questions.
Play Minions With RPGAnywhere
For comedic campaigns where character quirks and relationships are as important as the missions themselves. Watch your minions grow (slightly) more competent over time.
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